All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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