Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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