Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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