My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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