You really coming over, don't trick.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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