those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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