we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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