what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
