he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm both gender and math confused
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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