just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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