i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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