And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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