"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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