Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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