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(816): View more from Missouri

Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.

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(317): View more from Indiana

There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??

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(207): View more from Maine

I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar

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(480): View more from Arizona

honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.

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(903): View more from Texas

THEYRE FUCKING GOLD

(1-903): View more from Texas

Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are

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(310): View more from California

If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top

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