Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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