This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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