We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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