I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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