my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
His nipple licking is glorious
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