It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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