Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You made out with two different species that night
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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