He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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