The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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