I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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