# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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