using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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