the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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