Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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