So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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