why didn't you poke me back
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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