I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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