im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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