Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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