I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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