Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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