So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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