Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm just crazy horny about you
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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