he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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