so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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