just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just want nice things and good sex
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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