Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I lost the right to judge tonight
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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