I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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