well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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