Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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