We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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