He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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