we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My life is pants optional.
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