I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
