whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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