So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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