Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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