Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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